morose sap

missing people.

Missing Posts?

Mickey Spillane

murderers, serial

martini salad

muggle studies

monkey search

mortuary (self-service)

moose sensors

mildew sniffers

me slacking

Maintenance Service

Marshmallow Salesman Mr. Sam Made Seven Minty Sweet Marshmallow Sticks. Meanwhile, Supervisor Martha Saw Marshmallow Shelves Mainly Stark.
Martha Said, "Mr. Sam, Make Seventeen Marshmallow Sticks Monday So Mary Sue (Marshmallow Salesgirl) May Sell More Sweets".
Monday, Sam Made Seventeen Minty Sweets. Martha Saw Marshmallow Squares Mainly Sold Monday.
"Sam", Martha Said, "Melt Some Marshmallows Sunday, Mary Sue Must Sell More Sticky Melted Squares".
Mr. Sam Melted Some Marshmallows Sunday Morning . Supervisor Martha Seemed Minutely Satisfied Moday Seeing Marshmllow Sales Mount Skyward.
Mr. Sam Mulled, Seething..."Martha Sucks".